How many Microsoft employees

From the January 1998 issue of the I/O Port Newsletter

How many Microsoft employees
does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to change it,
one to rewire the socket
so that Netscape light bulbs
won't work in it,
one to rewrite Sun's light bulbs
into something unrecognizable (and non-functional),
and one to convince
the justice department that
all Microsoft light bulbs
are conforming to anti-trust laws.