Hovering briefly beside the roof of a large corporate building, he spied a fat, geeky looking man strolling casually back and forth. Using a loudspeaker, he shouted to the geek: "Sir, where am I?" "In a helicopter!" the geek replied, cupping his hands over his mouth. "Right. Thanks!" the pilot shot back.

Then, he managed to guide the helicopter back to base. His co-pilot, somewhat bewildered, asked: "Bob, how did you manage to find the way back?" "Well, you see, I asked that man a question and when he replied, his answer was perfectly valid but entirely useless. So I knew he was a Microsoft technician. And since I knew the way back from their corporate hq..."

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