| Title | Issue | Page |
| 12 Tips from Junior Employees | Jun 97 | 19 |
| A Compendium of History | Oct 97 | 15 |
| Air Force Denies Stories of UFO Crash | Sep 97 | 10 |
| Bandai | Dec 97 | 14 |
| Car Trouble | Dec 97 | 10 |
| Changing a Light Bulb | Jun 97 | 10 |
| Check Disclaimer for Software Purchases | Nov 97 | 7 |
| Colorful Descriptions of Subpar Intelligence | Aug 97 | 6 |
| Computer Terminology Explained | Oct 97 | 21 |
| Computers and the Military | Jul 97 | 6 |
| Darth Apple | Oct 97 | 5 |
| Dihydrogen Monoxide | Dec 97 | 1 |
| Final Examination | Jul 97 | 16 |
| Glossary of Computer Terms | Dec 97 | 14 |
| HEAVEN OR HELL? | Dec 97 | 24 |
| In a Galaxy Far, Far Away... | Oct 97 | 7 |
| Information SuperHighway | Jul 97 | 19 |
| Interesting Questions | Jul 97 | 16 |
| It's All In The Timing | Aug 97 | 28 |
| Jobs, Satan Announce Deal | Oct 97 | 18 |
| Jock vs. Nerd | Jun 97 | 24 |
| Last Human Being | Jul 97 | 19 |
| Lost in a Helicopter | Dec 97 | 6 |
| Matrimony Software Inc. | Feb 97 | 20 |
| Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations | Dec 97 | 20 |
| Microsoft in the Family Nov 97 | 6 |
| Microsoft TV Dinner | Oct 97 | 17 |
| Noah's Ark | Aug 97 | 5 |
| Official Computer Problem Report Questionaire | Jun 97 | 21 |
| Pilot to Maintenance Compendium Sep 97 | 16 |
| Pipes | Jul 97 | 15 |
| Programmer Wanted | Jul 97 | 19 |
| Redneck College Entrance Exam | Nov 97 | 10 |
| Resignation Management Systems | Jun 97 | 10 |
| Round Tuit | Aug 97 | 10 |
| See the Light! | Jul 97 | 8 |
| Software Releases | Oct 97 | 24 |
| Spellbound | Jun 97 | 11 |
| Tech Support | Dec 97 | 16 |
| THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0 | Nov 97 | 18 |
| The Top 22 Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid! | Oct 97 | 11 |
| The World According to Student Bloopers | Nov 97 | 7 |
| Things Not To Put In A Resume Cover Letter | Oct 97 | 7 |
| Top 10 Ways | Feb 97 | 10 |
| Upgrading to Wife 1.0 | Aug 97 | 25 |
| What if Dr. Suess Did Technical Writing? | Jul 97 | 8 |
| You might be an AOL'er if | Nov 97 | 10 |