TCS - Microsoft Windows Slogans

Microsoft Windows Slogans

From rec.humor.funny
Printed in the July 2001 issue of the I/O Port Newsletter

After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its upcoming Windows XP operating system, "it just works", I couldn't help wonderingwhat were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious.

Windows 1.0Good joke, eh?
Windows 2.0Still funny, isn't it?
Windows 286Yeah, we're still kidding.
Windows 386Going boldly where Desqview has been for years.
Windows 3.0It's finally worth buying!
Windows 3.1It's finally worth using!
Windows 95Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.
Windows 98More usable! Less stable!
Windows 98SEMore stable! Less usable!
Windows MELess usable AND less stable!
NT 1.0Give me more hardware! NOW!!!
NT 2.0Dammit, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!
NT 3.0Which part of "more hardware" do you not understand?
NT 3.5With enough hardware, I'd work. Honest.
NT 4.0Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half the speed.
Windows 2KWorks almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!
Windows XPIt just works.



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Tulsa Computer Society 6/06/2001
Don Singleton, President