(Herewith a compendium of fact and folklore about computer hackerdom, cunningly disguised as a test.)
Scoring - Count 1 for each item that you have done, or each question that you can answer correctly.
| If your score is between: | You are |
| 0x000 and 0x010 | Computer Illiterate |
| 0x011 and 0x040 | a User |
| 0x041 and 0x080 | an Operator |
| 0x081 and 0x0C0 | a Nerd |
| 0x0C1 and 0x100 | a Hacker |
| 0x101 and 0x180 | a Guru |
| 0x181 and 0x200 | a Wizard |
And now for the questions...
| 0001 | Have you ever used a computer? |
| 0002 | ... for more than 4 hours continuously? |
| 0003 | ... more than 8 hours? |
| 0004 | ... more than 16 hours? |
| 0005 | ... more than 32 hours? |
| 0006 | Have you ever patched paper tape? |
| 0007 | Have you ever missed a class while programming? |
| 0008 | ... Missed an examination? |
| 0009 | ... Missed a wedding? |
| 0010 | ... Missed your own wedding? |
| 0011 | Have you ever programmed while intoxicated? |
| 0012 | ... Did it make sense the next day? |
| 0013 | Have you ever written a flight simulator? |
| 0014 | Have you ever voided the warranty on your equipment? |
| 0015 | Ever change the value of 4? |
| 0016 | ... Unintentionally? |
| 0017 | ... In a language other than Fortran? |
| 0018 | Do you use DWIM to make life interesting? |
| 0019 | Have you named a computer? |
| 0020 | Do you complain when a "feature" you use gets fixed? |
| 0021 | Do you eat slime-molds? |
| 0022 | Do you know how many days old you are? |
| 0023 | Have you ever wanted to download pizza? |
| 0024 | Have you ever invented a computer joke? |
| 0025 | ... Did someone not 'get' it? |
| 0026 | Can you recite Jabberwocky? |
| 0027 | ... Backwards? |
| 0028 | Have you seen "Donald Duck in Mathemagic Land"? |
| 0029 | Have you seen "Tron"? |
| 0030 | Have you seen "Wargames"? |
| 0031 | Do you know what ASCII stands for? |
| 0032 | ... EBCDIC? |
| 0033 | Can you read and write ASCII in hex or octal? |
| 0034 | Do you know the names of all the ASCII control codes? |
| 0035 | Can you read and write EBCDIC in hex? |
| 0036 | Can you convert from EBCDIC to ASCII and vice versa? |
| 0037 | Do you know what characters are the same in both ASCII and EBCDIC? |
| 0038 | Do you know maxint on your system? |
| 0039 | Ever define your own numerical type to get better precision? |
| 0040 | Can you name powers of two up to 2**16 in arbitrary order? |
| 0041 | ... up to 2**32?{middle} 0042 ... up to 2**64? |
| 0043 | Can you read a punched card, looking at the holes? |
| 0044 | ... feeling the holes? |
| 0045 | Have you ever patched binary code? |
| 0046 | ... While the program was running? |
| 0047 | Have you ever used program overlays? |
| 0048 | Have you met any IBM vice-president? |
| 0049 | Do you know Dennis, Bill, or Ken? |
| 0050 | Have you ever taken a picture of a CRT? |
| 0051 | Have you ever played a videotape on your CRT? |
| 0052 | Have you ever digitized a picture? |
| 0053 | Did you ever forget to mount a scratch monkey? |
| 0054 | Have you ever optimized an idle loop? |
| 0055 | Did you ever optimize a bubble sort? |
| 0056 | Does your terminal/computer talk to you? |
| 0057 | Have you ever talked into an acoustic modem? |
| 0058 | ... Did it answer? |
| 0059 | Can you whistle 300 baud? |
| 0060 | ... 1200 baud? |
| 0061 | Can you whistle a telephone number? |
| 0062 | Have you witnessed a disk crash? |
| 0063 | Have you made a disk drive "walk"? |
| 0064 | Can you build a puffer train? |
| 0065 | ... Do you know what it is? |
| 0066 | Can you play music on your line printer? |
| 0067 | ... Your disk drive? |
| 0068 | ... Your tape drive? |
| 0069 | Do you have a Snoopy calendar? |
| 0070 | ... Is it out-of-date? |
| 0071 | Do you have a line printer picture of... |
| 0072 | ... the Mona Lisa? |
| 0073 | ... the Enterprise? |
| 0074 | ... Einstein? |
| 0075 | ... Oliver? |
| 0076 | Have you ever made a line printer picture? |
| 0077 | Do you know what the following stand for? |
| 0078 | ... DASD |
| 0079 | ... Emacs |
| 0080 | ... ITS |
| 0081 | ... RSTS/E |
| 0082 | ... SNA |
| 0083 | ... Spool |
| 0084 | ... TCP/IP |
| Have you ever used | |
| 0085 | ... TPU? |
| 0086 | ... TECO? |
| 0087 | ... Emacs? |
| 0088 | ... ed? |
| 0089 | ... vi? |
| 0090 | ... Xedit (in VM/CMS)? |
| 0091 | ... SOS? |
| 0092 | ... EDT? |
| 0093 | ... Wordstar? |
| 0094 | Have you ever written a CLIST? |
| Have you ever programmed in | |
| 0095 | ... the X windowing system? |
| 0096 | ... CICS? |
| 0097 | Have you ever received a Fax or a photocopy of a floppy? |
| 0098 | Have you ever shown a novice the "any" key? |
| 0099 | ... Was it the power switch? |
| Have you ever attended | |
| 0100 | ... Usenix? |
| 0101 | ... DECUS? |
| 0102 | ... SHARE? |
| 0103 | ... SIGGRAPH? |
| 0104 | ... NetCon? |
| 0105 | Have you ever participated in a standards group? |
| 0106 | Have you ever debugged machine code over the telephone? |
| 0107 | Have you ever seen voice mail? |
| 0108 | ... Can you read it? |
| 0109 | Do you solve word puzzles with an on-line dictionary? |
| 0110 | Have you ever taken a Turing test? |
| 0111 | ... Did you fail? |
| 0112 | Ever drop a card deck? |
| 0113 | ... Did you successfully put it back together? |
| 0114 | ... Without looking? |
| 0115 | Have you ever used IPCS? |
| 0116 | Have you ever received a case of beer with your computer? |
| 0117 | Does your computer come in 'designer' colors? |
| 0118 | Ever interrupted a UPS? |
| 0119 | Ever mask an NMI? |
| 0120 | Have you ever set off a Halon system? |
| 0121 | ... Intentionally? |
| 0122 | ... Do you still work there? |
| 0123 | Have you ever hit the emergency power switch? |
| 0124 | ... Intentionally? |
| 0125 | Do you have any defunct documentation? |
| 0126 | ... Do you still read it? |
| 0127 | Ever reverse-engineer or decompile a program? |
| 0128 | ... Did you find bugs in it? |
| 0129 | Ever help the person behind the counter with their terminal/computer? |
| 0130 | Ever tried rack mounting your telephone? |
| 0131 | Ever thrown a computer from more than two stories high? |
| 0132 | Ever patched a bug the vendor does not acknowledge? |
| 0133 | Ever fix a hardware problem in software? |
| 0134 | ... Vice versa? |
| 0135 | Ever belong to a user/support group? |
| 0136 | Ever been mentioned in Computer Recreations? |
| 0137 | Ever had your activities mentioned in the newspaper? |
| 0138 | ... Did you get away with it? |
| 0139 | Ever engage a drum brake while the drum was spinning? |
| 0140 | Ever write comments in a non-native language? |
| 0141 | Ever physically destroy equipment from software? |
| 0142 | Ever tried to improve your score on the Hacker Test? |
| 0143 | Do you take listings with you to lunch? |
| 0144 | ... To bed? |
| 0145 | Ever patch a microcode bug? |
| 0146 | ... around a microcode bug? |
| 0147 | Can you program a Turing machine? |
| 0148 | Can you convert postfix to prefix in your head? |
| 0149 | Can you convert hex to octal in your head? |
| 0150 | Do you know how to use a Kleene star? |
| 0151 | Have you ever starved while dining with philosophers? |
| 0152 | Have you solved the halting problem? |
| 0153 | ... Correctly? |
| 0154 | Ever deadlock trying to eat spaghetti? |
| 0155 | Ever written a self-reproducing program? |
| 0156 | Ever swapped out the swapper? |
| 0157 | Can you read a state diagram? |
| 0158 | ... Do you need one? |
| 0159 | Ever create an unkillable program? |
| 0160 | ... Intentionally? |
| 0161 | Ever been asked for a cookie? |
| 0162 | Ever speed up a system by removing a jumper? |
| Do you know... | |
| 0163 | Do you know who wrote Rogue? |
| 0164 | ... Rogomatic? |
| 0165 | Do you know Gray code? |
| 0166 | Do you know what HCF means? |
| 0167 | ... Ever use it? |
| 0168 | ... Intentionally? |
| 0169 | Do you know what a lace card is? |
| 0170 | ... Ever make one? |
| 0171 | Do you know the end of the epoch? |
| 0172 | ... Have you celebrated the end of an epoch? |
| 0173 | ... Did you have to rewrite code? |
| 0174 | Do you know the difference between DTE and DCE? |
| 0175 | Do you know the RS-232C pinout? |
| 0176 | ... Can you wire a connector without looking? |
| Do you have... | |
| 0177 | Do you have a copy of Dec Wars? |
| 0178 | Do you have the Canonical Collection of Lightbulb Jokes? |
| 0179 | Do you have a copy of the Hacker's dictionary? |
| 0180 | ... Did you contribute to it? |
| 0181 | Do you have a flowchart template? |
| 0182 | ... Is it unused? |
| 0183 | Do you have your own fortune-cookie file? |
| 0184 | Do you have the Anarchist's Cookbook? |
| 0185 | ... Ever make anything from it? |
| 0186 | Do you own a modem? |
| 0187 | ... a terminal? |
| 0188 | ... a toy computer? |
| 0189 | ... a personal computer? |
| 0190 | ... a minicomputer? |
| 0191 | ... a mainframe? |
| 0192 | ... a supercomputer? |
| 0193 | ... a hypercube? |
| 0194 | ... a printer? |
| 0195 | ... a laser printer? |
| 0196 | ... a tape drive? |
| 0197 | ... an outmoded peripheral device? |
| 0198 | Do you have a programmable calculator? |
| 0199 | ... Is it RPN? |
| 0200 | Have you ever owned more than 1 computer? |
| 0201 | ... 4 computers? |
| 0202 | ... 16 computers? |
| 0203 | Do you have a SLIP line? |
| 0204 | ... a T1 line? |
| 0205 | Do you have a separate phone line for your terminal/computer? |
| 0206 | ... Is it legal? |
| 0207 | Do you have core memory? |
| 0208 | ... drum storage? |
| 0209 | ... bubble memory? |
| 0210 | Do you use more than 16 megabytes of disk space? |
| 0211 | ... 256 megabytes? |
| 0212 | ... 1 gigabyte? |
| 0213 | ... 16 gigabytes? |
| 0214 | ... 256 gigabytes? |
| 0215 | ... 1 terabyte? |
| 0216 | Do you have an optical disk/disk drive? |
| 0217 | Do you have a personal magnetic tape library? |
| 0218 | ... Is it unlabeled? |
| 0219 | Do you own more than 16 floppy disks? |
| 0220 | ... 64 floppy disks? |
| 0221 | ... 256 floppy disks? |
| 0222 | ... 1024 floppy disks? |
| 0223 | Do you have any 8-inch disks? |
| 0224 | Do you have an internal stack? |
| 0225 | Do you have a clock interrupt? |
| 0226 | Do you own volumes 1 to 3 of _8 The Art of Computer Programming_? |
| 0227 | ... Have you done all the exercises? |
| 0228 | ... Do you have a MIX simulator? |
| 0229 | ... Can you name the unwritten volumes? |
| 0230 | Can you quote from _The Mythical Man-month_? |
| 0231 | ... Did you participate in the OS/360 project? |
| 0232 | Do you have a TTL handbook? |
| 0233 | Do you have printouts more than three years old? |
| Career | |
| 0234 | Do you have a job? |
| 0235 | ... Have you ever had a job? |
| 0236 | ... Was it computer-related? |
| 0237 | Do you work irregular hours? |
| 0238 | Have you ever been a system administrator? |
| 0239 | Do you have more megabytes than megabucks? |
| 0240 | Have you ever downgraded your job to upgrade your processing power? |
| 0241 | Is your job secure? |
| 0242 | ... Do you have code to prove it? |
| 0243 | Have you ever had a security clearance? |
| Games | |
| 0244 | Have you ever played Pong? |
| Have you ever played | |
| 0246 | ... Spacewar? |
| 0247 | ... Star Trek? |
| 0248 | ... Wumpus? |
| 0249 | ... Lunar Lander? |
| 0250 | ... Empire? |
| Have you ever beaten | |
| 0251 | ... Moria 4.8? |
| 0252 | ... Rogue 3.6? |
| 0253 | ... Rogue 5.3? |
| 0254 | ... Larn? |
| 0255 | ... Hack 1.0.3? |
| 0256 | ... Nethack 2.4? |
| 0257 | Can you get a better score on Rogue than Rogomatic? |
| 0258 | Have you ever solved Adventure? |
| 0259 | ... Zork? |
| 0260 | Have you ever written any redcode? |
| 0261 | Have you ever written an adventure program? |
| 0262 | ... a real-time game? |
| 0263 | ... a multi-player game? |
| 0264 | ... a networked game? |
| 0265 | Can you out-doctor Eliza? |
| Hardware | |
| 0266 | Have you ever used a light pen? |
| 0267 | ... did you build it? |
| Have you ever used | |
| 0268 | ... a teletype? |
| 0269 | ... a paper tape? |
| 0270 | ... a decwriter? |
| 0271 | ... a card reader/punch? |
| 0272 | ... a SOL? |
| Have you ever built | |
| 0273 | ... an Altair? |
| 0274 | ... a Heath/Zenith computer? |
| Do you know how to use | |
| 0275 | ... an oscilloscope? |
| 0276 | ... a voltmeter? |
| 0277 | ... a frequency counter? |
| 0278 | ... a logic probe? |
| 0279 | ... a wirewrap tool? |
| 0280 | ... a soldering iron? |
| 0281 | ... a logic analyzer? |
| 0282 | Have you ever designed an LSI chip? |
| 0283 | ... has it been fabricated? |
| 0284 | Have you ever etched a printed circuit board? |
| Historical | |
| 0285 | Have you ever toggled in boot code on the front panel? |
| 0286 | ... from memory? |
| 0287 | Can you program an Eniac? |
| 0288 | Ever seen a 90 column card? |
| IBM | |
| 0289 | Do you recite IBM part numbers in your sleep? |
| 0290 | Do you know what IBM part number 7320154 is? |
| 0291 | Do you understand 3270 data streams? |
| 0292 | Do you know what the VM privilege classes are? |
| 0293 | Have you IPLed an IBM off the tape drive? |
| 0294 | ... off a card reader? |
| 0295 | Can you sing something from the IBM Songbook? |
| Languages | |
| 0296 | Do you know more than 4 programming languages? |
| 0297 | ... 8 languages? |
| 0298 | ... 16 languages? |
| 0299 | ... 32 languages? |
| 0300 | Have you ever designed a programming language? |
| 0301 | Do you know what BASIC stands for? |
| 0302 | ... Pascal? |
| 0303 | Can you program in BASIC? |
| 0304 | ... Do you admit it? |
| 0305 | Can you program in Cobol? |
| 0306 | ... Do you deny it? |
| 0307 | Do you know Pascal? |
| 0308 | ... Modula-2? |
| 0309 | ... Oberon? |
| 0310 | ... More that two Wirth languages? |
| 0311 | ... Can you recite a Niklaus Wirth joke? |
| 0312 | Do you know Algol-60? |
| 0313 | ... Algol-W? |
| 0314 | ... Algol-68? |
| 0315 | ... Do you understand the Algol-68 report? |
| 0316 | ... Do you like two-level grammars? |
| 0317 | Can you program in assembler on 2 different machines? |
| 0318 | ... on 4 different machines? |
| 0319 | ... on 8 different machines? |
| Do you know | |
| 0320 | ... APL? |
| 0321 | ... Ada? |
| 0322 | ... BCPL? |
| 0323 | ... C++? |
| 0324 | ... C? |
| 0325 | ... Comal? |
| 0326 | ... Eiffel? |
| 0327 | ... Forth? |
| 0328 | ... Fortran? |
| 0329 | ... Hypertalk? |
| 0330 | ... Icon? |
| 0331 | ... Lisp? |
| 0332 | ... Logo? |
| 0333 | ... MIIS? |
| 0334 | ... MUMPS? |
| 0335 | ... PL/I? |
| 0336 | ... Pilot? |
| 0337 | ... Plato? |
| 0338 | ... Prolog? |
| 0339 | ... RPG? |
| 0340 | ... Rexx (or ARexx)? |
| 0341 | ... SETL? |
| 0342 | ... Smalltalk? |
| 0343 | ... Snobol? |
| 0344 | ... VHDL? |
| 0345 | ... any assembly language? |
| 0346 | Can you talk VT-100? |
| 0347 | ... Postscript? |
| 0348 | ... SMTP? |
| 0349 | ... UUCP? |
| 0350 | ... English? |
| Micros | |
| 0351 | Ever copy a copy-protected disk? |
| 0352 | Ever create a copy-protection scheme? |
| 0353 | Have you ever made a "flippy" disk? |
| 0354 | Have you ever recovered data from a damaged disk? |
| 0355 | Ever boot a naked floppy? |
| Networking | |
| 0356 | Have you ever been logged in to two different timezones at once? |
| 0357 | Have you memorized the UUCP map for your country? |
| 0358 | ... For any country? |
| 0359 | Have you ever found a sendmail bug? |
| 0360 | ... Was it a security hole? |
| 0361 | Have you memorized the HOSTS.TXT table? |
| 0362 | ... Are you up to date? |
| 0363 | Can you name all the top-level nameservers and their addresses? |
| 0364 | Do you know RFC-822 by heart? |
| 0365 | ... Can you recite all the errors in it? |
| 0366 | Have you written a Sendmail configuration file? |
| 0367 | ... Does it work? |
| 0368 | ... Do you mumble "defocus" in your sleep? |
| 0369 | Do you know the max packet lifetime? |
| Operating systems | |
| Can you use | |
| 0370 | ... BSD Unix? |
| 0371 | ... non-BSD Unix? |
| 0372 | ... AIX |
| 0373 | ... VM/CMS? |
| 0374 | ... VMS? |
| 0375 | ... MVS? |
| 0376 | ... VSE? |
| 0377 | ... RSTS/E? |
| 0378 | ... CP/M? |
| 0379 | ... COS? |
| 0380 | ... NOS? |
| 0381 | ... CP-67? |
| 0382 | ... RT-11? |
| 0383 | ... MS-DOS? |
| 0384 | ... Finder? |
| 0385 | ... PRODOS? |
| 0386 | ... more than one OS for the TRS-80? |
| 0387 | ... Tops-10? |
| 0388 | ... Tops-20? |
| 0389 | ... OS-9? |
| 0390 | ... OS/2? |
| 0391 | ... AOS/VS? |
| 0392 | ... Multics? |
| 0393 | ... ITS? |
| 0394 | ... Vulcan? |
| 0395 | Have you ever paged or swapped off a tape drive? |
| 0396 | ... Off a card reader/punch? |
| 0397 | ... Off a teletype? |
| 0398 | ... Off a networked (non-local) disk? |
| 0399 | Have you ever found an operating system bug? |
| 0400 | ... Did you exploit it? |
| 0401 | ... Did you report it? |
| 0402 | ... Was your report ignored? |
| 0403 | Have you ever crashed a machine? |
| 0404 | ... Intentionally? |
| People | |
| 0405 | Do you know any people? |
| 0406 | ... more than one? |
| 0407 | ... more than two? |
| Personal | |
| 0408 | Are your shoelaces untied? |
| 0409 | Do you interface well with strangers? |
| 0410 | Are you able to recite phone numbers for half-a-dozen computer systems but unable to recite your own? |
| 0411 | Do you log in before breakfast? |
| 0412 | Do you consume more than LD-50 caffeine a day? |
| 0413 | Do you answer either-or questions with "yes"? |
| 0414 | Do you own an up-to-date copy of any operating system manual? |
| 0415 | ... *every* operating system manual? |
| 0416 | Do other people have difficulty using your customized environment? |
| 0417 | Do you dream in any programming languages? |
| 0418 | Do you have difficulty focusing on three-dimensional objects? |
| 0419 | Do you ignore mice? |
| 0420 | Do you despise the CAPS LOCK key? |
| 0421 | Do you believe menus belong in restaurants? |
| 0422 | Do you have a Mandelbrot hanging on your wall? |
| 0423 | Have you ever decorated with magnetic tape or punched cards? |
| 0424 | Do you have a disk platter or a naked floppy hanging in your home? |
| 0425 | Have you ever seen the dawn? |
| 0426 | ... Twice in a row? |
| 0427 | Do you use "foobar" in daily conversation? |
| 0428 | ... "bletch"? |
| 0429 | Do you use the "P convention"? |
| 0430 | Do you automatically respond to any user question with RTFM? |
| 0431 | ... Do you know what it means? |
| 0432 | Do you think garbage collection means memory management? |
| 0433 | Do you have problems allocating horizontal space in your room/office? |
| 0434 | Do you read Scientific American in bars to pick up women? |
| 0435 | Is your license plate computer-related? |
| 0436 | Have you ever taken the Purity test? |
| 0437 | Ever have an out-of-CPU experience? |
| 0438 | Have you ever set up a blind date over the computer? |
| 0439 | Do you talk to the person next to you via computer? |
| Programming | |
| 0440 | Can you write a Fortran compiler? |
| 0441 | ... In TECO? |
| 0442 | Can you read a machine dump? |
| 0443 | Can you disassemble code in your head? |
| Have you ever written | |
| 0444 | ... a compiler? |
| 0445 | ... an operating system? |
| 0446 | ... a device driver? |
| 0447 | ... a text processor? |
| 0448 | ... a display hack? |
| 0449 | ... a database system? |
| 0450 | ... an expert system? |
| 0451 | ... an edge detector? |
| 0452 | ... a real-time control system? |
| 0453 | ... an accounting package? |
| 0454 | ... a virus? |
| 0455 | ... a prophylactic? |
| 0456 | Have you ever written a biorhythm program? |
| 0457 | ... Did you sell the output? |
| 0458 | ... Was the output arbitrarily invented? |
| 0459 | Have you ever computed pi to more than a thousand decimal places? |
| 0460 | ... the number e? |
| 0461 | Ever find a prime number of more than a hundred digits? |
| 0462 | Have you ever written self-modifying code? |
| 0463 | ... Are you proud of it? |
| 0464 | Did you ever write a program that ran correctly the first time? |
| 0465 | ... Was it longer than 20 lines? |
| 0466 | ... 100 lines? |
| 0467 | ... Was it in assembly language? |
| 0468 | ... Did it work the second time? |
| 0469 | Can you solve the Towers of Hanoi recursively? |
| 0470 | ... Non-recursively? |
| 0471 | ... Using the Troff text formatter? |
| 0472 | Ever submit an entry to the Obfuscated C code contest? |
| 0473 | ... Did it win? |
| 0474 | ... Did your entry inspire a new rule? |
| 0475 | Do you know Duff's device? |
| 0476 | Do you know Jensen's device? |
| 0477 | Ever spend ten minutes trying to find a single-character error? |
| 0478 | ... More than an hour? |
| 0479 | ... More than a day? |
| 0480 | ... More than a week? |
| 0481 | ... Did the first person you show it to find it immediately? |
| Unix | |
| 0482 | Can you use Berkeley Unix? |
| 0483 | .. Non-Berkeley Unix? |
| 0484 | Can you distinguish between sections 4 and 5 of the Unix manual? |
| 0485 | Can you find TERMIO in the System V release 2 documentation? |
| 0486 | Have you ever mounted a tape as a Unix file system? |
| 0487 | Have you ever built Minix? |
| 0488 | Can you answer "quiz function ed-command" correctly? |
| 0489 | ... How about "quiz ed-command function"? |
| Usenet | |
| 0490 | Do you read news? |
| 0491 | ... More than 32 newsgroups? |
| 0492 | ... More than 256 newsgroups? |
| 0493 | ... All the newsgroups? |
| 0494 | Have you ever posted an article? |
| 0495 | ... Do you post regularly? |
| 0496 | Have you ever posted a flame? |
| 0497 | ... Ever flame a cross-posting? |
| 0498 | ... Ever flame a flame? |
| 0499 | ... Do you flame regularly? |
| 0500 | Ever have your program posted to a source newsgroup? |
| 0501 | Ever forge a posting? |
| 0502 | Ever form a new newsgroup? |
| 0503 | ... Does it still exist? |
| 0504 | Do you remember |
| 0505 | ... mod.ber? |
| 0506 | ... the Stupid People's Court? |
| 0507 | ... Bandy-grams? |
| Phreaking | |
| 0508 | Have you ever built a black box? |
| 0509 | Can you name all of the "colors" of boxes? |
| 0510 | ... and their associated functions? |
| 0511 | Does your touch tone phone have 16 DTMF buttons on it? |
| 0512 | Did the breakup of Ma Bell create more opportunities for you? |