"With Cosmo Resign, Silicon Graphics moves into the forefront of Resignation Management Systems (RMSes)," said Tom Jermoluk, president and COO of Silicon Graphics. "Our industry-leading attrition rate has given us strong practical experience with resignation processes and paradigms. We quickly identified the need for resignation management as a great market opportunity, and went from prototype to announcement in only one month, once again engaging in the quick time-to-announce that has made us the industry's product announcement leader."
The Cosmo Resign suite includes:
Cosmo Resign Create--for intuitive, drag-n-drop, plug-n-play, look-n-feel, beavis-n-butthead authoring of multimedia resignation letters
Cosmo Resign Create 3D--for those times when a flat doodle just isn't enough to express the gesture you *really* mean
Cosmo Resign Player--a Netscape Navigator[tm] plugin for viewing resignations, based on the Visual Resignation Modeling Language (VRML) 2.0 ("Moving Jobs") specification
Cosmo Resign Color--for ensuring that the language in your resignation letter is just as colorful on your manager's screen as it was on yours
Cosmo Resign MineSet--a powerful suite of resignation letter analysis tools to help gather statistics on why all those damn employees left
Silicon Graphics also announced its partnership with Lateral Mobility Inc., developers of the popular ResumeQuik[tm], WebCounterOffer[tm] and X-It- InterVue[tm] products. "When combined with Lateral Mobility's family of employee dissatisfaction tools, Cosmo Resign provides a total integrated get- out-the-door-fast solution for Silicon Valley employees," said Ed McCracken, Chairman and CEO of Silicon Graphics. "Where employee turnaround was once measured in years, now it will be measured in weeks or even days, industry- wide."
The Cosmo Resign suite is slated to ship in the first half of calendar 199[mumble].
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