2. My turn-ons include...

3. I'm really keen to work for you - I hear the drugs are good.

4. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.

5. I'll kill myself if I don't get this job.

6. I know where you live.

7. I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job.

8. Happy faces.

9. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters.

10. I'm confident that I'll get this job. God told me.

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